Spelling reform...

Please note, I wrote the following article many years ago...

I intend to redo and simplify it soon!


 



A NEW PHONETIC ALPHABET

A NYU FO-NETIK ALFABET

 

             Why on earth am I interested in making up a new phonetic alphabet?!

Because….Writing/Spelling is an incredibly important (and complex) life skill.

 Many children, and quite a few adults, find it difficult, if not impossible to spell. It simply should not be like this!

              I believe that it’s complicated enough trying to make/write interesting sentences, without ALSO having to contend with a bunch of contradictory and inconsistent spelling rules! If children/people could get the hang of the spelling system sooner, they could move on to other more important subjects sooner! Rather than being held back for years by spelling problems!

               We all (most of us anyway), found it difficult to spell as little kids. The adults and teachers, knew SO much more than us… They eventually managed to explain all the complicated rules to us… then we could read properly… By then, we had stopped questioning the inconsistencies contained in spelling! Because we were now one of the smart ones, that could understand all the fancy rules of spelling- and we were now in the club… Much safer not to question the rules anymore- and appear stupid!

We are all used to having been brought up to believe that… spelling has to be this way, no it doesn’t! Look at the way the Americans have changed various spellings to suit themselves.

     And what about the poor Dyslexic people of the world?! (I was, as a kid).

          English has become one of the leading languages, or at least leading second languages of the world.

 

There IS an international Phonetic alphabet….

However as usual, it’s too complicated to be used by anyone except an expert! Also, interestingly no country ever formally adopted it as their spelling system.

 

The English Language itself, is derived from many sources…

Latin, Germanic, Norman, Norse, Anglo Saxon, Old English, Middle English…ETC…

 

           And also, apparently the main reasons given for opposition to a new spelling/alphabet system are;

1. Potentially makes “classics” unreadable/inaccessible.

2. Dumb’s down the language/spelling/people.

3. Suppression of regional accents.

 

          So, I would say; Let people keep their regional accents, and perhaps even let they’re spelling reflect it! E.g. “Scone” can be pronounced at least 2 ways;

skon, or skown, which is correct? I would say; both!

 

An opposite argument, to “dumbing down”, would be that it would give faster/easier access to immigrants, or anybody learning the language,

 And MUCH faster/easier learning for all children …

Finally, in answer to the problem of ; classics unreadable… I would say, keep knowledge of both/all alphabets. What I mean is, we have 2 Temperature systems; Farenheight/Celsius.Centigrade… And 2 measuring systems; Metric, and imperial… STILL co-existing… So have easily accessible sheets, for swapping from one spelling system to another… in other words, keep English spelling, alive and well, taught, as-well as a new system…

 

 

ANONYMOUS                                                                                                    ANONEEMUS

 

I take it you already know,                          Iy tayk it yu alredy now,
Of tough and bough and cough and dough.               Of tuf and bo-w and cof and dow.
Others may stumble, but not you,                          Uthers may stumbl, but not yu,
On hiccough, thorough, laugh and through.         On hikup, thuru, laf and throo.
Well done! And now you wish, perhaps,                           Wel dun! And no-w  yu wish pe-rhaps,
To learn of less familiar traps.                              To learn ov les familya-r traps.
Beware of heard, a dreadful word,                               Beware of haird, that dedful waird,
    That looks like beard and sounds like bird.                              That louks like beerd, and so-wnds liyk baird.
And dead - it’s said like bed, not bead,                           And ded – itz sed liyk bed, not beed,
For goodness’ sake, don’t call it ‘deed’!                                  For goudnes sayk, downt ca-wl it “deed”!
Watch out for meat and great and threat,                               Woch o-wt fo-r meet and grayt and thret,
(They rhyme with suite and straight and debt).                        (thay riym with sweet and strayt and det).
A moth is not a moth in mother,                                 A moth is not a moth in muthe-r,
Nor both in bother, broth in brother.                                       No-r bowth in bothe-r, broth in bruthe-r.
And here is not a match for there,                                 And heer is not a mach fo-r  thair,
Nor dear and fear for bear and pear.                                   Nor deer and feer, fo-r bair and pair.
And then there’s dose and rose and lose –                                  And then thair’z dows and rowz and looz-
Just look them up – and goose and choose.                              Just louk them up – and goos and chooz.
And cork and work and card and ward,                                     And co-rk and wairk and ca-rd and wo-rd
And font and front and word and sword.                                And font and frunt and waird and so-rd.
And do and go and thwart and cart –                                        And doo and gow and thwo-rt and ca-rt -
Come, come, I’ve hardly made a start!                               Cum cum, I’yve ha-rdly mayd a sta-rt
A dreadful language? Why man alive!                                A dredful langwij? Wiy man aliyve!
I’d mastered it when I was five.                                    Iyd maasterd it wen Iy woz fiyv

 

Unfortunately, loads of other people got there before me on this one! Before I show you my take on it- here are some of the others;

Spelling reformers;

 

http://www.fortunecity.com/victorian/vangogh/555/Spell/spel-fun.html

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spelling_reform

http://www.spellingsociety.org/

http://www.mantex.co.uk/samples/spell.htm

http://rudhar.com/lingtics/englspel.htm#SampleText

http://www.barnsdle.demon.co.uk/spell/gyd.html

http://www.barnsdle.demon.co.uk/spell/index.html

 

 

New Phonetic Alphabet Rules.

 

 

1.  No “silent” letters.  e.g. damn=dam, castle=casl, knife=niyf.

 

2. No double consonants. e.g. dummy=dumy, letter=leter, fuller=fuler

 

3.  “E” after a letter doesn’t change the previous one.

e.g. made=mayd, tone=town, site=siyt, mete=meet, spite = spiyt.

 

4.  No “U” after “Q”…(can be; QW or Qy or just Q  also).

 

4.b. (possible variations;  Kw, and Ky, and K,)  Qween, Qyu, piqant.

 

5.  “K” is used for sounds/words like  “keep” and “kettle”, and kip.

 

6.  The only use for “C” is in conjunction with “H”, as in “change”, or “chip”.

No longer uses its “s” sound; e.g. “face”.

 

6b… Possible variation; Words traditionally started with “c”, can use “c” OR “k”,

as preffered…e.g. “cat”, and “cow”, are permitted to start with “c”…But, can also be spelled; “kat”, “kow”.

 

6c…Words like “watch”, “bitch”, and “stretch”, don’t really NEED the “t” sound in them…so or woch,  or bich, or strech is fine…

 Possible variation  wotch,  bitch, and stretch…

 

7.  “G” is only used for sounds/words like; “God, good, great”, etc.

 

8.  “J” is only used for words/sounds like; “ jewel, jape, just”. Etc

n.b. words like “wedge”, etc.  would then be spelt; “hedj”, and “wedj”.

 

8b. words like “wedge”, “hedge”, “smudge”, etc don’t really NEED the “d” in them,

So that either; “hej”,  smuj and fuj and juj are ok…

Possible variation ;  hedj, Smudj, fudj, and judj also ok.

 

9.  “X” stays as is. “wax, sex, axe” etc.

(Possible variation; “KS”).

 

10. “Z”, is used for all the soft s/z sounds.

 E.g. lazy, was=woz, daisy=dayzy, hoze=howz phase=fayz, and cheese=cheez etc.

 

11. “SH” is the same as always… “ship” and “sheep”, and “shop”.

 

11.b. “zh” sound, required for;  treasure, measure, and pleasure…

e.g. trezhour, mezhur, and plezhour.

12. “SS” is gone, and “S” stands for all the harder “S” sounds,

e.g. strong, wasp strap, flask, etc.

 

(A good example of the difference between the soft Z and the strong S, is

“whiz”, has the soft Z sound, and “whisk”, contains the strong S…

Or, “phase”, has the Z sound, and “face”, has the S sound).

 

13. “FF” gone, “F” for hard sounds; e.g. stuff=stuf   puff=puf   off=of

 

 14). “V” Stays exactly the same- but replaces any soft “f” sounds…e.g. “of” = “ov”.

 

15. “PH” is gone, simply replaced by “F”.

Photograph, = Fotograf. Philosophy-filosofy. 

 

15b   “ough” also gone e.g. enough =enuf, and  rough-ruf

 

16.  ng, and ing, and ink, stay exactly as they are…e.g.  beginning, ink

 

17. The 5 vowels, when used singly, are assumed to be in their short form…

 

 so that    a, e, i, o, u ,    would be the sound used in;

 bat, bet, bit, bot, and but. And  pat, pet, pit, pot, putt.

 

18.  Long vowels are spelled; AY   EE    IY    OW    YU.

Eg;    lay, lee, lie , low, few…

And;  pay, pee, pie, po, pue.

 

18.b. Words traditionally ENDED with “y”, are still allowed (to use the “ee” sound)…

 e.g. fairee, hairee.

 Possible variation;   fairy, hairy.

 

19. “oo”, stays the same. e.g. “boot”, and “fool”, and “cool”, and “moon”.

 

n.b. good, and wood, should… are-written as; goud, and woud and shoud!

Because; good, and wood, would be pronounced; “gooed”, and “wooed”.

 

20. “ee”, stays the same. E.g. “meet”, and “greet”, and “feet”.

 

21 . “oy”, is the sound used with; ”boy” , and “toy”,  “soil”, and “joy” .

 

 THE 5 SPECIAL-HYPHENATED- SOUNDS,

 

22. “o-w”. is the sound used with “co-w”, or “o-wl”, and “no-w”, and “go-wn”.

 

23. “a-r”, as in;  a-rm, da-rk, and fa-rm. and as in

Possible variation;     “aa”,  if no “r” sound after it; maam , caam, and baam.

 

 24, “o-r” as in; “or” or “fork”, or “dork”.

Not to be confused with the very similar;     

 

25.  “a-w”, is the sound used with “la-w”, “pa-w”, and “ja-w”.

ya-wn, cra-wl, la-w, fla-w.

 

n.b. In words like; “all”, and “always”… there IS a very slight

 “w” sound, which can be more-or less- evident/stressed… depending on the speakers accent!

Also, please note; ”floor”, becomes; “flo-r”…NOT to be confused with; “flaw”, which stays as is!

 

26.  “e-r” is the same sound as; “ai”, but is a;

Possible variation;     …

e.g. “hair”, and “he-r”, are pronounced the same. Both are “correct”.

 

AND THE 2  MAIN/SPECIAL  JOINED VOWELS…(YES ONLY 2!)

           

27. “ai”, is the sound used used in “fairy”, and “hairy” “wary”

Possible variation;    “e-r”

 

28. “ou” sound used in; could, and should, and would,

re-spelled as coud and shoud, and woud…

 

(N.b. Those 2 sounds, have 1 distinct sound each… however the following sounds, have 2 sounds each…That’s what sets the 2 double vowels just mentioned apart from the ones that follow)……

 

Double vowels;

29.

In this system, there are only 2 main  joined vowels;

 “ai”, and “ou” as shown above…

So…. On the very rare occasions when there ARE 2 joined vowels…

With 2 sounds, not 1…

 they are ASSUMED to be; 1st vowel long, second vowel short…

 

ui= buik

oa= boa

ia= diamond

io=lion

ue=innuendo

and so on…

 

30. EXCEPTIONS TO THIS RULE…

 

30. a. Exception 1;

 

IE= Is used as  the sound found in;

“sentient”

“lenient”

Fierce=  fiers

ETC- because, eee, looks very wrong and, ee, is already in use!  Note, this means- “ie”, stays the same…

30. b. Exception 2;

 

BUT  NOT in cases like;

“friend ”= ”frend”. Or

 fried=friyd

Patient= payshent

 

Because these DO need to be re-spelled, Whereas “lenient”, doesn’t!

 

Also please note;

“ei”

Either=    eether/iyther 

 

30.c. exception 3;

 

Words like; “Duo”, and “duet/suet” and “actually”and “Tuesday”, ARENT always said as written- some people do, some people dont;

“(D)jyuo”, “(d)jyuet/syuet”, and “actyually”, and Tyuesday, so these 3 slightly different sounds, are pronounced, in the NORMAL way, which is only a tiny variation of the sound/letter that is written, so that;

uo,

ue,

ua,

Are left as is- not following the new rules strictly in this case-

And/or can be spelled the new/longer way if preferred…

This exception, allows these 3 to be pronounced as normal/usual!

Please note; There are already huge differences in the way different people pronounce these types of words….e.g. some people DO say Tyuesday, and others say Choosday…

So that different spellings should be allowed…Tuesday=choosday… duet=jooet…Different accents at work, both spelling allowed….

 

31. With double vowels, if the 2nd vowel is intended to be long,

it will be spelled out. E.g.

 

Hiatus becomes; hiaytus,

Neo=     neow

Permeate= permeayt

 

32. Some words, that are spelled one way and pronounced another, are to be phonetically  re-spelled, in particular; Double Vowels.

 (re-spelled according to original SOUND

 

“ia” changed to “ea” (at least when that sound is used)…

 

Hernia, becomes; hairnea

Herniate, becomes, herneayt.

Newtonian; becomes; Newtonean

 

33.  “ious” is changed to “eu”

 

Grevious, becomes; greeveus, and Devious, becomes; deeveus.

 

33.b  Also note; Pious = pius Deciduous= deesiduus.

 

io , often becomes; “eo”, however, it depends upon the phonetic sound of the word… Because sometimes you DO want the sound “ion”, or “lion”, so these 2 cases of “io” are NOT re-spelled- but other uses are…    

 

34.

Period,  becomes’ peereod.

Nation =            nayshon     

Elation=           elayshon

Idiotic=           ideotik

Union=          yuneon

Onion=               unyun   

 bunion  =          bunyun

 

rule 35…

The following TRIPLE vowel, I have attempted a small “fix”…

Aeorta                                                 Aorta?!?!            Ao …(r)

 

36. All foreign words are left… as that! So; Nuance, Naïve, Diego, Fiat, etc. left as they are!

Not my job to re-spell other languages…. Not unless they  want me to!

 

37. All words that sound the same HAVE to be spelled the same! So that;

 There, they’re, and their…are all gone. Replaced by; “thair”.

And piece, and peace, become pees.

 

38. In the case of words like “the”, sometimes people pronounce it; “thee” ,and other times; “thu”… In this system, the person writing, can specify, which one they mean or want!

Similarly, some people pronounce “glass”, as “glaas”, this can be written down now..

Same as “scone” can be pronounced; “skon”, or “skown”, now the author can let you know what they intended!

 

49. All the rules of Grammar, are left completely untouched!

 

Finish/End!

 

 

p.s. Having used this system for a few days…. A LOT of words stay exactly the same! And once you get the hang of the system, its actually very intuitive, and easy to use!

See the following poem about English spelling, in traditional, and nu speling, to see how easy it is to use/understand!